foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

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communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

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